...the Land of Holywood was built on the dreams of the New World but fueled by greed and spite, while the BBC Empire feigned quality in the face of the increasing onslaughts by the Guild of HBO. Meanwhile the Networks squabbled among each other while reigning supreme over the Entertainment Trade, guiding programming and implementing block-booking upon the thirdworld like a plague from pits of Hades. It was a time of distrust, of anger, of bitterness, and Justin Bieber to deafen the ears of those who dare oppose the dark conspiracy against the masses.

Hither came Christo and Johnnie, sullen eyed, quick-witted, minds sharp and hearts impassioned, to chronicle the gimicky motion pictures of the world with scalpal and flame...

 

- Excerpt from The Chronicle of Some Crazy Guy in a Basement who Obviously Needs Help, just Sayin'
 

Christo and Johnnie became friends at primary school, then cultivated that friendship over a love of cinema. Christo is a filmmaker, producer and director and instigator of this website; Johnnie is a writer and filmmaker who came along for the ride and the free drinks from the minibar. Between the two of them they cover all known genres, and even some unknown, giving you the full spectrum of movie insight.