Films
Reviewed by:
Johnnie


C: 7/10
Director:
George Clooney
Screenwriter:
George Clooney
Grant Heslov
Starring:
Joel Kinnaman
Gary Oldman
Michael Keaton
Samuel L. Jackson
Abbie Cornish
Jackie Earle Haley
Michael K. Williams
Jennifer Ehle
Jay Baruchel
Robocop
A RoboCop reboot was an interesting idea considering that enthusiasm for the franchise has waned in recent years despite being something of a pop-culture touchstone. Compared to how the release of Golden Eye and Casino Royale made everyone perk up, the announcement of a new RoboCop was met with suspicion. The original RoboCop was released in the late 80's and went for an extremely gritty, ultraviolent feel, filled with a great deal of cynicism and post-industrial angst with touches of social commentary. It managed to strike a spark and the character became an icon of his era. No doubt success was too much for it and the franchise then felt the need to throw itself off a building with two dreadful sequels (one partially penned by Frank Miller) and an even worse live-action TV series. During the production there was talk of delays and re-shoots, the kind of rumours that could kill a movie or make "industry insiders" declare it a bomb before anyone ever saw it. Despite the supposed 'early warning signs' RoboCop holds up.
In the future much of the United States armed forces have been replaced by robots with only minimal human support troops available. The movie opens with a disturbing scene in a 'pacified' Teheran where the drones are used to keep the population in check goes awry. We find out through a pundit / corporate shill named Pat Novak (played by Samuel L Jackson, who is having a lot of fun in the role) that every country in the world is using similar methods to police their streets, with the exception of the United States of America. Novak alternates between being a parody of a pundit and a wry Greek chorus (or Greek Soloist, I guess) for the movie. We eventually learn that there is a law called the Dreyfus Act which bars unmanned drones from being used for law-enforcement within the United States. Raymond Sellers, the CEO of OmniCorp (Michael Keaton), the manufacturers of the robots, want to get the law repealed and talks a robotic prosthesis researcher named Doctor Dennett Norton (Gary Oldman) into helping him. Meanwhile a reckless cop named Alex Murphy (Joel Kinnaman) starts to investigate a criminal Antoine Vallon who eventually plants a bomb that blows the poor man to smithereens. Omni chooses Murphy as a test-subject and begins to convert him into a cyborg after manipulating his wife into signing a consent form.
In the original movie Murphy's brain was salvaged and his humanity subdued from the get-go, and much of his character arc is built around him piecing his past back together. Though those were the original movie's more emotional scenes the new movie opts to make Murphy self-aware from the start and the filmmakers explore this gut-wrenching detail. When awoken Murphy is shown by Norton how much of his body left and is treated to an unsettling sight; these scenes prove to be the most effective scenes in the film. The original movie's science was rather slight but here the writers did their research well-enough to pass it off as pretty reasonable. Murphy's reaction is one of shock and tries to run away but is eventually talked into willingly complying by Norton. But success comes difficult and the rather moral Doctor Norton finds himself compromising more and more into suppressing Murphy's character 'for the greater good'.
Overall this is a very good movie, though fans of the original may miss the grittier landscapes and brutal violence that made the original distinct. For a city being crushed under poverty and crime Detroit is looking good (partly because it was filmed in Toronto. The movie is not wall-to-wall action and it spends the first hour building the story effectively. An interesting angle is that most people's reaction to Murphy up close, his friends, co-workers and even family is that they are subtly creeped by his appearance, leading to many awkward scenes. With the exception of the final action scene (which relied too much on CGI) the action scenes are well filmed and exciting. There is a lot of sly if slight focus on marketing, focus-groups and how it dominates current boardroom culture. When RoboCop tries to catch Vallon for trying to murder him (something the police don't want him to investigate) the head marketer (Jay Baruchel) quips "Solving his own murder? Wish I thought of that!"
But the movie has two big flaws. The first one is that the villains of the movie is not quite up to scratch. The Mattox character (played by Jacky Earle Haley) seems to be villain just because he had to be and there is no real in-depth reason for his dislike of Murphy. Vallon similarly is not as fearsome or psychotic as the criminal mastermind from the original. Even when (minor spoiler) one of the sleazy Omni executives turns against RoboCop it feels like the script is simply going into autopilot. The second flaw is that the movie does not feature that much on the main character. Though he's the focus during the latter-half of the movie we see more of the boardroom scheming and test-lab fidgeting than we do of our hero. It is possible that to keep the run-time reasonable the movie had to cut out more of Murphy dramatic scenes (to the point where it is difficult for me to decide whether Kinnaman does a good or adequate job). By contrast Doctor Norton comes across as the best-developed character and his conflicting morals is the heart of the movie. Also, there are times when the Pat Novak portions of the script thinks its being clever while its just being sarcastic, despite being more barbed and acidic than the original movie's media satire.
I don't consider the original to be the best movie ever or an unassaible all-time classic like Casablanca so I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in rebooting the movie, given that most of its sequels and spin-offs are ignored by a large portion of its fan-base (the second film has its defenders). But like a lot of big Hollywood movies these days there were missed opportunities in the story departments.
Reviewed by:
Christo


C: 5/10
Director:
George Clooney
Screenwriter:
George Clooney
Grant Heslov
Starring:
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Bill Murray
Cate Blanchett
John Goodman
Jean Dujardin
Hugh Bonneville
Bob Balaban
The Monuments Men
During World War 2, Hitler was determined to collect priceless art pieces for himself and the Fuhrer Museum he envisioned after he succeeded in conquering the world. Frank Stokes (George Clooney) decides to stop this from happening and to keep these artifacts from becoming collateral damage during the war. He puts together an unlikely team of art experts that has to go through basic training and be deployed to key areas where some of these most prized pieces are. These men are determined and have a passion for their mission. And they are driven by the idea that Frank Stokes put so well: "If you destroy (man's) achievements, their history, it's like they never existed."
Reading this plot, that's based on true events, and seeing the talent involved, I was giddy as a ... manly man... to see this movie. The trailer screamed Oscar contender. The cast consists of fan and critic favourites like Bill Murray, Matt Damon, John Goodman, just to name a few, and they are lead by George Clooney, not only in front of the camera, but also in the driving seat of Director. Considering all these facts, I was baffled when I walked out of the theatre, totally disappointed, bored, and wishing I stayed at home to watch reruns of 'Would I lie to you?' on BBC.
This was a fail of monumental proportions. Ok, I'm sorry for forcing that word play into the sentence... but I really was very disappointed. I never felt engaged or emotionally involved in the story. At times it was almost dramatic, almost funny and quirky, almost touching... almost. It never quite lived up to the potential the story and actors had to offer.
It was great to see Jean Dujardin on screen again (and in a speaking role) after I enjoyed him so much in The Artist, and secretly being a massive fan of Downton Abbey, I was eager to see Hugh Bonneville outside of Downton. And I will always be fans of John Goodman and Bill Murray. Then there's Bob Balaban, one of those actors who you never know his name, but you always recognise him and love his characters. Throw in Cate Blanchett who is always stunning, and two of Hollywood's most favourite actors, George Clooney and Matt Damon, and you should be able to make an incredibly enjoyable film, regardless of plot. And though all of them deliver great performances, even without trying, I never felt connected in these men. Thinking back, I can't remember any character's name, back story, why they where chosen to be on the team. Nothing.
Maybe the running time wasn't enough and maybe the story was too heavy in substance that they couldn't invest in the characters, but then again, these men form such a big part in the plot, you have to latch on to them in order for the incredible story to hit you right in the heart muscle. And that is where The Monuments Men failed. This was supposed to be the Ocean's 11 of World War 2, but with much more substance and heart, and in the end we are left with a film that you wished you rather re-watched Ocean's 11,12 or 13. At least they were entertaining.
I found the film to be disjointed and difficult to follow, and it was always on the brink of being funny, or dramatic, or even romantic, but it never committed. The cinematography was by the numbers, and the music at times odd and too much Disney for the film. The movie didn't have any focus, and just when there was some kind of focus, I was so out of the story I didn't even bother. Saving Private Ryan, one of the best films ever, succeeded so well in retelling a World War 2 film. Probably the most realistically depiction of World War 2, and amidst all the mayhem and heartache, the film was grounded in a couple of men, that you were totally invested in, and them searching for a missing person. The Monuments Men lacked focus. I wish it was an half an hour longer, even an hour longer. That would have made the world of difference. They kept me wanting for me, and not in a good way. Deep down, I hope and pray there is a director's cut somewhere that we would be able to see in the future. I desperately wanted to love this film , but they just didn't give me enough to love. A story like this, a piece of our history, a piece of beautiful history in our world's most devastating hour, deserved a better retelling.
Reviewed by:
Christo and Johnnie


C: 8/10
J: 8/10
Director:
Ben Stiller
Screenwriter:
Steve Conrad
(based on the short story by)
James Thurber
Starring:
Ben Stiller
Kristen Wiig
Jon Daly
Kathryn Hahn
Adam Scott
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
J: Walter Mitty had his dreams; they were still taking shape when his life was interrupted by reality and in the following decades he could never quite adjust to not having the opportunity to reach for them. Now that he's stuck in middle-age he finds himself "zoning out", escaping into worlds of fantasy and daydreaming. His family seem to have adapted to it but its interfering with his job at LIFE Magazine where he works as a Negative Processing Manager. To top it off he has a crush on Cheryl Melhoff who does not seem to know he's alive. But once again reality is intruding on his life as as analogue makes way for digital and LIFE shifts from a monthly magazine to a dot-com enterprise. When he loses an important negative (taken by famed photo-journalist Sean O'Connell) he goes on an epic adventure to find O'Connell and the negative. Is this then a worth-while journey for an audience to go on with him?
C: "This has the possibility of becoming one of my favourite films". These where my words after watching the beautiful trailer for The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. So I went into the theatre with very high expectations. Sadly I've become use to being disappointed as Hollywood rarely lives up to their promising trailers these days. But i am happy to report that Walter Mitty earned a spot on my list of favourite movies that deserve repeated viewing throughout my life. I could wholeheartedly relate to the Walter Mitty character. A guy stuck in a world not quite as exciting as what he hoped for. Yearning to break free to an adventurous life, one where he ends up seeing the world, being the hero, and off course, end up with the girl. Ben Stiller did a fantastic job to bring this film to life. Both as the title character and as the director. I was a bit sceptical to see the director of Zoolander and Tropic Thunder (although I love those films) take on a more serious subject matter. But Ben Stiller proves himself mare than capable in this world. The blending of fantasy and reality was a delight to see, and at some times hilarious. But in the end, its the heart of the film that made it stand out for me.
J: Ben Stiller's direction is a revelation. Zoolander, though funny, could have been directed by Derek Zoolander for the most part. By contrast Tropic Thunder was a much more assured, visually striking movie that was probably sillier (if sharper). But making a comedy is not the same as making a serious film and with Walter Mitty and you'd be fooled in thinking that it was directed by more experienced director than Stiller. It was paced right and the visuals were well composed and from a technical point of view the movie is one of the most beautiful films of the year. Though I always liked Stiller as an actor I think I'm starting to prefer him as a director.
C: The whole cast deliver perfect performances, and I especially loved the small, subtle and short performance by Sean Penn as the LIFE Photographer, Sean O'Connel. Just goes to show what a great actor can do with only a few minutes of screen time. And my love for Kristen Wiig just grows after each time I see her in a film. Like Johnnie says, this is a visually beautiful movie, and after leaving the theatre, I just wanted to rush to the airport and start an adventure of my own in some far and wonderful place.
J: Another remarkable thing is that movie has several layers are slowly revealed in the narrative; things we did not notice at the start that come more and more into focus as Mitty goes on his journey and small things come into focus. I really like the movie and felt myself moved and swept away by the experience but there were times where I felt like the movie was trying too hard to manipulate a response from me. It lays on its message and intentions almost too thick. Also, the real antagonist in the movie should be Walter's bland life but instead we get the addition of Ted Hendricks, a corporate tool whose single purpose in the movie is to create within the audience a strong desire to punch him. Keeping in trend with the rest of the cast, Adam Scott's performance is good but, as opposed to every other element within the movie, his character is not as well thought out.
C: Johnnie raises a good point. The supporting cast is on the background with the main focus only on Walter for the entire film's running time. Like Adam Scott, I thought the wonderful Kathryn Hahn was under-utilized. And any movie benefits from more Kristen Wiig and Patton Oswald in my opinion... But I think credit needs to go to the casting, because though most of them get little screentime and development, like Sean Penn, these actors still managed to give you a tiny glimpse of what makes them tick. These small but important roles needed great actors, and the filmmakers succeeded in casting the right people.
Final Thoughts:
C: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty takes it place next to Big Fish and Stranger than fiction, movies that deal with life, love, discovery, re-discovery, and the essence of living life to it's fullest. And off course dashed with a healthy dose of fantasy. This is a wonderful film that I would highly recommend, especially at the beginning of a new year.
J: As a director Stiller has come a long way since Cable Guy. With a deft hand, good performances and a great eye for beautiful visuals he created a movie that will stay with viewers for a long time.
Trivia:
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This is the second time Thurber's short-story inspired a movie. The first version was produced in 1947 and starred Danny Kaye and Boris Karloff.
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The current movie took 20 years to get off the ground. At one point Jim Carry was considered for the lead and even Steven Spielberg was attached to direct.
- LIFE was an influential, real-life photojournalism magazine that closed its doors in 2007.

Reviewed by:
Johnnie

7/10
Director:
Carl Rinsch
Screenwriter:
Chris Morgan
Hossein Amini
Chris Morgan
Walter Hamada
Starring:
Keanu Reeves
Hiroyuki Sanada
Ko Shibasaki
Tadanobu Asano
47 Ronin
2013 had its share of bombs. When it was released a few weeks ago it was hailed as the worst movie of 2013. Given that this is the same year that gave us After Earth, RIPD, Jack the Giantslayer, Sharknado, Only God Forgives, A Good Day to Die Hard and Grown-Ups 2 I immediately found that statement suspect and decided to give it a chance. I can't help but feel that, like The Lone Ranger (a far more problematic but not unwatchable movie), it was singled out for whatever reason (maybe because of Keanu Reeves being cast as a samurai) as a bad movie before it even rolled into theatres. I'm going to go against popular opinion but 47 Ronin is not the worst movie to come out of Hollywood in 2013. In many ways it feels like a truer movie that most of the big releases of 2013.
The story begins with a young boy named Kai rushing out of a haunted forest where he is found by the Lord Asano Naganori and allowed into the domain of Ako where he lives halfway between the peasants and the samurai. Japan is a caste-based society and the castes as a rule do not mix, though Lord Asano seems to be very tolerant of deviations. Kai and Asano's daughter, Mika, begin to fall in love and even there her father may not be lenient. Asano's head samurai Oishi (Hiroyuki Sanada) is less tolerant and is very prejudiced against Kai for several reasons, most of all for being a half-breed. Meanwhile Asano Nagonori's rival, Lord Kira, is plotting to take-over Ako with the help of a witch named Mizuki (Rinko Kikuchi, seen earlier this year inPacific Rim). Together they set off a series of events that will cause the death of Lord Asano Noganori and the dishonoring of their clan. After a year in jail Oishi is released and begins to plan revenge. He begins to assemble his fellow samurai. Despite his dislike for the half-breed he includes Kai in the mission as Kai saw the warning signs but because of his disdain for the young man he chose to ignore them.
Regardless of what the promotional material made you think Kai is not the main protagonist; that honour goes to Oishi who is at the centre of the narrative. Hiroyuki Sanada's performance grounds the movie and drives the plot with his wish to regain honour for his clan and avenge his master's death. He is a believable character in a world of wonder and fantastic.
Kai, who is the underdog of the story, is something of a cross between your usual movie side-kick and an Obi-Wan as his knowledge of the supernatural becomes more helpful. Kai was raised by tengu (malevolent Japanese spirits) in the haunted forest but turned his back on their dark magic. He has kept this aspect a secret from his allies, though they suspected. This suspicion was a large factor in the samurai's disdain for him and his loyalty to Naganori lies in that the old Lord was not bothered by the possibility.
Some people have suggested that the movie would have been better if the characters hammed it up more and made it more campy but I disagree. One of the main faults of any fantasy movie is that once good actors appear on the screen they begin to ham it up and chew scenery with the ferociousness of a giant rat (see Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons for a text-book example). I appreciate it that the filmmakers gave gravity to the material, something that makes The Lord of the Rings movies stand out, as opposed say forgettable cash-ins like Eragon movie.
One of the movie's strongest elements is that its not wall-to-wall CGI but relies on it only when necessary. Much of the movie's hefty budget went into costuming, location-shooting, production design and acquiring a top Japanese cast. My comment in that it feels like a real movie lies in that it doesn't try to show-off its special effects as much as possible but rather give us beautiful, well-shot visuals. It also takes time to set-up the story and when the climax arrives it decides to first build actual tension before giving it over to endless extended action. With the exception of Kai's battle with the Witch Mizuki most of the battles are actual battles and not endless CGI (with occasional exceptions).
But the movie is far from perfect. First of all there is the fact that a fantasy movie is built around an actual historical event and adding shape-shifting witches to an 18th century event would probably be like having giant mecha at the Battle of Blood River. This is not a significant problem as many books and movies (and Japanese animes) have been running on 'alternate reality' takes on historical events for years. The (American) filmmakers show at times that they have deep knowledge of Japanese history and culture, so I have to assume that when the movie deviates from accuracy its deliberate. And here it comes down to how far you, as a viewer, are personally willing to go with these deviations, particularly if you're knowledgeable about Japanese culture and tradition. Most negative reviews are based around 'historical accuracy' arguments but given that the filmmakers never pretended that this is historically accurate I'm willing to go with it with some reservation. You also get the feeling that the movie is shorter than intended. Shots from the trailers do not appear. One particular discrepancy is the character of Savage, a tattooed sailor played by Rick Genest who is tattooed like that in real life. He's prominent in much of the promotional material but has a role hardly bigger than 20 seconds. Did he have a bigger role in a longer cut? I'll guess we'll never know.
47 Ronin is not a deep epic in the tradition of Akira Kurosawa, not was it intended to be. It is just an enjoyable adventure movie that probably deserved less flack than it got. It was not, like The Last Samurai, an attempt by Hollywood to understand a complex time in Japanese history but just something to enjoy for what it is.
her
Set in the not so distant future where all computers and phones are voice operated by a bluetooth device that's in your ear for most of your day, Theodore Twombly (Joaquin Phoenix) is left heartbroken by a recent breakup that leaves him lonely and yearning to connect with someone again. But he is not quite ready to deal with the emotions and responsibilities that comes with a relationship. He goes to work, goes home, plays video games, and try the occasional online chat group. Then a new Operating System is introduced for phones and computers that is unlike the current OS. This one does not simply respond to you in a Siri like voice according to your set of commands, this OS has artificial intelligence and can have a conversation with you. It constantly learns more about you and of its self. It develops emotions. It becomes a person. It becomes someone you can fall in love with... And so begins a very weird love story.
'her' is directed and written a Spike Jonze, the same man that brought us Being John Malcovich, a film about a portal that lets you enter the mind of actor John Malcovich, and at some point John Malcovich enters that portal resulting in a world filled with John Machoviches... Yes, Spike Jonze has a weird mind. So when a movie has a tagline that reads 'A Spike Jonze Love Story', you should know this is not going to be any thing conventional.
​In 'her', he created a world that looks more retro that futuristic, a world that I thought was beautiful and fresh, where technology is not just a tool, but integrated in everything around you and crucial to functioning. Visually it was a stunning film that was beautifully filmed. Everything felt real. It felt like a realistic depiction of where we are heading to in real life. I just hope that those high rising pants don't make their comeback.
Joaquin Phoenix delivers another stellar performance and I won't be surprised at all if he gets a nomination for best actor at this years Oscars (*he did not get a nomination... I am surprised*). The rest of the cast shines as well, and Scarlett Johansson, who is the voice of Samatha, the OS, deserves an award for her voice-over work. Samatha is never seen in the film and yet you build a relationship with her, and starts to care for her. And even to love her... Much like Theodore did.
At times during the film I felt that this is all too silly for my liking. Really? A man 'dating' his phone? 'Dating' his computer? But then I thought about it again... is this really so far fetched? We joke about falling in love with Siri, but as technology more and more tries to immitate life, won't there come a time where we can feel 'attracted' to the voice inside our operating system? People are allready using the internet for dating, meeting people, sharing everything about ourselves. Some people find solace and security behind their computers, interacting with people in a 'safe' environment, with no real idea who the person on the other side is aside from what they tell you. We are building more and more emotion into our technology, and what will happen to our way of living on that day when we yell 'It's alive! It's alive!' and we see our Frankenstein waking from the dead?
​Spike Jonze did something amazing with this film. He showed us with what sounds like a rediculous premise, how we have become absolutely dependant and in love with our technology. It never leaves our side. We share our emotions and thoughts with it. We feel empty without it. We need it. We love it. And it all comes down to one thing; we all want to connect with someone. We are all lonely beings searching for the person or persons that we can share our lives with. Like susan Sarandon said in 'Shall We Dance', we all want a witness to our lives, otherwise what's the point? And that is what this film is all about.
'her' is by no means for everybody. Some people might find it just to awkward to watch a love sotry between a man and a voice, and at times the dialogue is a bit risque, so be warned. But for me it was a film with a lot of heart and had a lot to say about relationships, between each other and with our machines. Spike Jonze deservedly won the Golden Globe for best screenplay and I hope he wins it at the Oscars.
7/10
Director:
Spike Jonze
Screenwriter:
Spike Jonze
Starring:
Joaquin Phoenix
Amy Adams
Scarlett Johansson
Rooney Mara
Olivia Wilde
Reviewed by:
Christo


